September 2008
1 post
“I’ve got a greatest hits album full of one-hit wonders!”
– BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Talking Shop: Shaggy
August 2008
2 posts
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! →
July 2008
16 posts
Soulmates : When you wanna end it all... →
“The South Africans plugged away outside off stump knowing that ‘leave’ is...”
– Simon Hughes on England’s batting performance in the last test
“Most of my career has been a high point, even the low points I look back on and...”
– BBC SPORT | Cricket | England | Hoggard fears for England career
Punk Spider →
Big Smile! →
“Twenty20 with twice the balls.”
– How they’re selling the Pro40 cricket tournament… (via Cricinfo)
Top 50 Ukulele Sites →
For the ukulele fans out there…
“Ukulele was a product of boredom. I found one at a music store while a friend...”
– Julia Nunes sums up what’s so great about the Ukulele
Man With Hammer-Induced Thumb Injury Appeals To... →
I’m Doyle Redland…
Trevor McDonald admits to binge drinking →
First he spoonerised “Kent Countryside” on live TV, and now he’s chugging the booze every night. Sir Trev, we salute you!
Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit →
It’s funny because it’s true…
June 2008
21 posts
“I find it fascinating watching Boris do the job I was doing… you can go...”
– Former London Mayor Ken Livingstone when asked about his watching successor Boris Johnson from the public gallery.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my... →
Beer →
If I Had $1,000,000 (A wordle) →
Rising Gravy Breaks Through Potato Dam | The Onion... →
I love The Onion Radio News…
“I was thinking about doing that in bed last night”
– Kevin Pietersen to Paul Collingwood after smacking two huge sixes left-handed
“If you’re going to war, somebody’s lost their sense of humour.”
– Jeff Atwood -StackOverflow Podcast
“It would have been a bloody big crater”
– Major Matt Davies, on the largest World War II bomb to be found in London for 30 years
“We’ve all had to drive the porcelain bus at some stage.”
– Austalian PM Kevin Rudd on his recent illness
How 10 Bands Got Their Names
didyouevernotice:
1. Modest Mouse comes from the Virginia Woolf story The Mark on the Wall. There’s a quote that says, “Even in the minds of modest, mouse-coloured people…”
2. a-ha got their name because it means the same thing in multiple languages. 3. Duran Duran took their name from the villain in the movie Barbarella – Dr. Durand-Durand. 4. R.E.M. was named when Michael Stipe opened the...
“Refusing to distinguish between sexist and merely juvenile makes...”
– has_many :through - Quick RailsConf Update
I didn't even have enough time to regret...
I’ve been eating bagels for breakfast just lately. They have to be sliced in half before they’ll go in the toaster. I was cutting one in half this morning and it occurred to me that my fingers holding the bagel get right in amongst the cutting action. As I’ve never really paid too much attention, it was pretty good going that I’d not even come close to slicing into my...
Ukulele + Best Internet Meme = Glorious!
May 2008
16 posts
BBC SPORT - Chants of the season →
I did wonder why there was no chants in this week’s sports quotes. Because there’s a season special!
BBC SPORT - Quotes of the week →
They publish one of these most weeks, and it’s always pretty funny. Especially the chants of the week…
Less Than Jake's Lion City Single
shutupinternet: Two days ago Less Than Jake posted the first single from their new full-length GNV FLA. The single is called “Does the Lion City Still Roar?” and is the third track off of their upcoming album. Check it out over at their website.
Does she have six fingers or am I crazy? →
Grand Theft Auto IV woman has six fingers.
Tumblr slang
samreich: Just some ideas. Reblog and add your own! The Tumblahs - Having nothing to post. Tumbladder - A term used to describe the frequency of one’s posts. (Example: “Jake posts all the time. He has a small Tumbladder.”) Tumblazed - Being stoned and browsing Tumblr. Tumbummed - That disappointing moment when you realize you’ve read everything on your dashboard. Tumbluff - Threatening to...